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I want to put DPL into a template, likeso:

<includeonly>
<DPL>
category=news
category={{{1}}}
count={{{2|5}}}
</DPL>
</includeonly>

or alternatively, use dynamic m:ParserFunctions, likeso:

<DPL>
category={{ #time: F d, Y }}
count=15
</DPL>

In both cases, it would seem as though DPL is not interpreting the variables or
expressions. This seems like a rather intuitive use for it; any help would be
appreciated.